hello everyone

i am emailing you because i am bored at work

hello everyone, and welcome to the newsletter that i started because i was bored at work. feel free to ignore this/delete it/block me forever if you so please.

a note: i refuse to use capital letters unless i want to emphasize a very important point. LIKE THIS. in all other cases, i think capital letters are stupid and meaningless. in rejecting capital letters i am rejecting the false hierarchy that they create within a word by distinguishing themselves from smaller letters (this is a joke) and also staying true to my cute, quirky self (this is not a joke).

i think this single newsletter is the ultimate culmination of my creative writing degree. i don’t think i’ll ever write a single word ever again after this.

at this moment, i’m sitting in my little classroom/office, with nothing important to do, waiting for lunch to begin in 5 minutes. once lunch begins, i think i’m going to walk aimlessly around the (indoor) school track for a while, because it’s like -25 degrees outside right now and i simply do not feel like braving the cold to return home. maybe i’ll just live here in the school for the next few weeks.

i’m sure this email was a pleasant surprise for you. or maybe it went directly to your spam folder, and you have no idea i ever sent it. i bet some of you are wondering, “how did ezri even find my email?” to which my answer is that i probably got it from my rbc etransfer recipients list.

looking forward to seeing you all upon my spring break return on march 1st (heart emoji).

ezri